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Request for exemption from military.

I try to get back on the road by posting a hypothetical (chissà. ..!) Request for exemption from military service ...

Minister of Defense, let me respectfully take the liberty to state the following, and to request your benevolence to the force required to fast processing times.
are awaiting the call to arms, I'm 24 years old and married to a widow of 44 years, who has a daughter of 25 years.
My father married the daughter.
So now my father became my son because he married my daughter.
Also my daughter has become my stepmother, as the wife of my father.
My wife and I had a son last January.
He thus became the brother of the wife of my father, and brother of my father.
And also my uncle, because my stepmother's brother.
My son is so my uncle.
The wife of my father at Christmas had a son, who was then at the same time my brother as a child of my father and my nephew as a son of the daughter of my wife.
then I am the brother of my nephew, and as the husband of the mother of a person is his father, that I'm the father of the daughter of my wife and brother of his son.

So I am my grandfather.

explained what Sir, I beg you to want me to grant exemption from military service, because the law prevents the father, son and grandson is serving time. Firmly convinced of your understanding, Mr. Minister please accept my best regards.

.....( signing ).........


PS. The boy in question was reformed to "worrying and unstable mental state and mental health problems exacerbated by a family atmosphere very disturbing."